You have been told a lie, and I have decided, generously, to relieve you of it. I did not die in that barn. The bullet was real; the dying was theatre, and not my best — I'd had no time to prepare the scene. I am a vampyre. With the y: I have lost a great deal over the years, but not my standards.
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